More Ridiculous Absurdity
So I’m not a huge fan of silly novelty items like this, although they may be good for a laugh from time to time. However, this roll of Glow in the Dark “Loo Paper” manages a nice mix of usefulness and whimsy that’s almost enough to take it seriously (it’s a stretch, I know). For the sake of this blurb we’ll just assume it’s completely non-toxic - now this is the kind of space age advancement I think we’ve all been waiting decades for.