Frivolous Bike Accessories!

If you’re an urban professional who bikes to work, but has a distaste for messenger bags and otherwise sensible bike racks, why not completely overspend for a bike frame specially molded to carry your stuff? It even features the hilariously unfortunate name “A Bicycle Built for Tools.” via.

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And if that still doesn’t signal to everyone your firm grasp of “bipedal” expertise, you’ll want to top off with a bike helmet that looks like a hat. They’re “tested according to international standards” so you know they’re good. And they even carry the moniker “Smart One,” which is not at all ironic. via.

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Posted by on 08/05 at 03:09 PM

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